- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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