moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Latvia isn't a joke

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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