Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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