Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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