"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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