- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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