- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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