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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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