- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Knock knock Fuck off!

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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