Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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A blind man walks into a library.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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