Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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