- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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