Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Pianos.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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