A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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