- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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