How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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