This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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swag

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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