Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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