- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

binladin walks into the american seals

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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