What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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