Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Justin Bieber.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Small Penis.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Whats green? The color green.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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