- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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