- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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