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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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