Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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