- Anti Joke

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Knock knock. Get out!!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.