- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

I don't get it

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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