- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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