What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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