- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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