How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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You are joking right?

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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people magazine

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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