Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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You are joking right?

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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