- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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