- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Dumbledore dies.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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