- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

guess what what ...

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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