One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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