What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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