- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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