Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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