- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Once upon a time a was born

There is no I in Pie except for the I

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.