- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Anti-jokes are funny.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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