You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Penis.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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