- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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