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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Has u seen my grammar?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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