Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Who wants water? I do.

How high is the sky? True or False

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Dakota Fanning

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

that wall over there ->

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Anti Joke

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