Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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ask me if im a door yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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