- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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