- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

womens rights

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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