what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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