The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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a man checks his mypsace

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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my penis

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Tall asians

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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