- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Dumbledore dies.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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