why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

this website is a bad joke

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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