- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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