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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Gretta has five legs? -no

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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