- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A black man walks out of a police station

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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