- Anti Joke

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Dane Cook makes a joke.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Death by kayak

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Women's rights

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol