- Anti Joke

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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