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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

what is the world worst joke? this one

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A man died.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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