What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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