- Anti Joke

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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