Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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