- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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