What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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guess what? bannanas

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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