- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Detroit has a low crime rate

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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