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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

i saw amango it splootered

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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