- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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