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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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