- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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