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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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