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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Adam Chebali is awesome

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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