- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A russian gives away vodka.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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