- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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