whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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