Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Read a Book.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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