Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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