Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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