why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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