- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What city likes baseball the most? New York

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