- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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