- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

guess what? bannanas

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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